Bathing Optional

Turkey: Nov.22 - Dec.14

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  Four Walls + Bed = Pension
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  Working the Pity Card
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  Treehouses, Ancient Natural Flames, and Aladdin's Castle
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  Tours are Only for Seniors
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  Nomadic Carpet Salesmen
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  One Hour Old Ice Mummy
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  Corrupt Cops and the Morning Prayer
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  Black Skies Over the Black Sea
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  The Fastest Way to Win a Turk's Heart
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  When Negotiating Hotel Rates it Helps to Have Police With You
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  Hotsprings are Hard to Find in Hotpspring Towns